My first impression as far as the fashion show was concerned, was that this was the largest Train wreck in the history of the Oscars. There were so many gowns with unwieldy and unwearable trains that the actresses looked seriously at risk. From Jennifer Lopez's regrettable Armani Prive creation, which would have better been kept prive to Zoe Saldana's Carmen Miranda inspired Givenchy these girls were in need of assistance. Both were disappointments , but I expect it from Lopez, I didn't from Zoe. Every one's stylist, and yes, I blame the stylists, was under the misapprehension that the event called for a major gown with major volume. That volume was monotonously played out in the caboose department.
Navigating the Red Carpet, the seats, the stairs and the walk across the stage was painful to watch. So many of the actresses both young and older were so lovely that these cumbersome gowns did little more than take away from their beauty. Hair was all over the place, but mainly piled on or behind their heads. Sarah Jessica Parker was one of the most obvious casualties in both hair and gown categories. The Chanel Couture dress was a risky choice that would have worked better on someone taller. Her hair piece was so obviously nailed on that I had trouble appreciating it. Worst of all were the buckets of Man-Tan slathered all over her face and body. It was a blessing for the folks back on the Rue Cambon that it was just about as yellow as her gown....the stains won't show as much. Standing next to her husband Mathew Broderick looking cadaverous with no makeup at all, threw her coloring into even more stark relief.
Mo'Nique was attractive in Tadashi Shoji's blue draped gown, but fit is everything and it fit too tight in places that could have been better camouflaged. Her win was fantastic and her hair and makeup were glamorous. Charlize Theron in Dior Couture should know that sitting for hours in duchesse satin does nothing more than create a very rumpled gown. The rosettes on her bust were beyond comment. Kate Winslet's YSL, too, was beyond comment. I think yellow diamonds should be taken off the market. They are banal, over worn and wholly without mystery. No one considers fancy colored diamonds in blue, pink, brown or green. Yellow has been done.
Vera Farmiga of Up in the Air fame chose a Marchesa claret pleated ruffle number that someone described as a couture bed skirt. Peneolpe Cruz was beautiful in Donna Karan, a very couture draped gown but looked slightly overwhelmed by it. Demi Moore in Versace, pulled off the perfect look that straddled the fence between too much and just right. The over-emphasis on Spanish dancer ruffled trains was perfectly proportioned on her dress, not to mention the exquisitely draped bodice and mysterious color. Speaking of mysterious color, I loved the Elie Saab gown worn by Anna Kendrick also of Up in the Air fame. She was lovely, even if the gown looked more like a Chanel knock off. The shade of pale pink was fantastic. Carey Mulligan, the ingenue in An Education in Prada was one of the few who looked great even with a major train. It helped that the gown was shorter in front which balanced the over all look of the dress. She wore one of the few black gowns of the evening which was a perfect counterpoint to her pixie, white blond hair and alabaster skin.
Marchesa was a big player last night dressing a number of actresses including Gabourey Sibide. Sandra Bullock, the big winner of the night,also dressed in Marchesa, looked every bit the movie star in her silver gown of crystal embroidered twigs and leaves on nude tulle and a long sinuous skirt of hammered silver panne velvet. I could have done with less of the crystals on the back of the skirt, but she was glamorous and elegant in her overall presentation. Her hair was straight and long, her lips were extremely red and the jewels were discrete. What you really saw was her....a siren in full command. She rocked my world. Queen Latifah looked well enough, but she needs someone to give her some sexier choices and not gowns that scream," Big and Bad". That gown looked manhandled and ill proportioned. God is in the details. Again, plain, unadorned duchesse satin is a killer if you're not standing.
The Grande Dames of the occasion looked good but were not that moving one way or the other. Helen Mirren tends to make very mediocre choices, like her frothy, tulle Badgley Mischka. This was a bit on the Mother of the Bride side with an obligatory attached train just below her not so tiny tush. That's an attention grabber where you don't need it. Had the back not been so fitted and had flowed away at the low hip, it would have read REGAL. It didn't, so it didn't. Meryl Streep looked nice, but only that...nice. When you're that great and that successful you're allowed a PASS. Oprah also looked very M.O.B. (Mother of the Bride) but, hey.....Kathryn Bigelow looked very chic and unfussy; a very sexy , good looking, mature woman. I was mesmerized by her and her genuine spirit.
Cameron Diaz looked pretty good in sparkly, tulle Oscar, but not as glamorous or sexy as usual. I missed seeing Angelina Jolie. She usually adds to the glamour quotient. Gabourey Sibide was suitably lovely in her gown and jewels. It was thrilling to see such a young woman without the look of the establishment look like a princess at her own ball. I couldn't stop thinking about Precious and her character's dream sequences where she goes to the huge party and is celebrated by all of the masses. Well, last night that dream came true.
Jeff Bridges was very cool and my hands down choice for the Best Actor award. I must say that two of the very best looking men there were Colin Firth, probably in Tom Ford and Jake Gyllenhaal in Burberry. Those guys were spotless and impossibly elegant. Tom Ford surprised me in a suit of his own design that looked too tight and ill fitting. Julianne Moore , for that matter was sharing the same luxury dinghy. I'd have to say Maggie Gyllenhaal was a standout in Dries Van Noten. It was completely original in it's simplicity of cut and unusual print. The other dream on the carpet would have to be Rachel McAdams in digitally printed chiffon Elie Saab. The over sized floral print, with a fabulously draped bodice and multi-layered skirt was in smokey pastels. It was an absolute KNOCK OUT.
High Definition TV is a beautiful thing. Everything is so unbelievably crisp and clear. This will pose a problem for many as the hands of time continue to grind away. Bad skin, bad cosmetic surgeries and bad cosmetics show up glaringly harsh. When you factor in that the average tv screen is 46" we're all getting a peek that's more up close and personal than ever before. So for all of the unfortunate choices made, and all the rampant gum chewing that went on, the Hollywood Cognoscenti need to think twice before going live. Get to the theatres, Netflix or Blockbuster and catch what you missed. The films this season were extraordinary, despite the side show which aired last night.
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I loved Rachel McAdams dress, too. She looked beautiful floating to the podium. That dress moved so well. An interviewer on the red carpet pointed out that Carey Mulligan's dress had tiny scissors sewn on it. I would love to see the details.
I agree with 90% of your observations. Oprah and Meryl looked great, I think they did more that just show up. What does MOB mean? I Googled it, but only came up w/ "Money over Bit#@!$ (I'm pretty sure that's not what you meant). Anyway...back to the Oscars.
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams both had beautiful dresses, but their beauty didn't translate through the TV, the dresses bored me during the ceremony, but I loved them on the red carpet.
Vera Farmiga's dress was very pretty and she carried it. I loved the "idea" of Zoe Saldana's dress. It just needed some editing. Somewhere along the way, the design jumped the tracks. Givenchy could have benefited from a visit from Tim Gunn.
Both sets of women were on opposite ends of the Fashion spectrum. If Saldana and Farmiga did too much...McAdams and Gyllenhaal did too little.
Tom Ford's beard creeped me out.
Finally, I know everyone loves SJP....but can I just say it... DAMN!!!! When she showed up on the red carpet a collective gasp, could be heard around my living room. When I looked around 8 out of 10 of my guest were staring at the TV, with hands covering their mouths. I will keep most of my thoughts to myself, but I will say, I NEVER THOUGH I'D SEE THE DAY.
To be fair, she wasn't the only mess of the evening, but she was by far the worst.
The night before the Oscars, I watched Coco before Coco Chanel, and all I could think of was, that Gabrielle Chanel would never have let that happen.
Overall, I love the Oscars. I watch it every year, but maybe next year they should enclose the red carpet and have at least 1 camera smeared with Vaseline with the hopes of avoiding some of the unpleasantness we witnessed last night.
Spot-on crit and fun to read since I missed it all being in Paris..
Wat happened to Tom Ford?
Prom night disaster..
Though wouldn't one miss all the usual disasters if everyone dressed appropriately for the oscars?
Wow - you DO tell it. I agree with so much of what you have said here. Gowns I liked (Maggie, Rachel) have been dismissed elsewhere - so thanks to ALT for suggesting we check you out. It is true that SJP made some bad choices. We love her, but that doesn't mean we have to keep silent.
What was with all the one colour "jersey" look dresses?
Or the no-colour ones. It takes a magic combo of details to pull off the plain dress.
Why does everyone think SJP has any fashion sense. She just looks like a horse with clothes on - hey I get it a "clotheshorse" in the truest sense of the word. She missed the perfect accessory - a brown paper bag. Meryl Streep - a rich old lady with pedestrian tastes. Oprah - how did she airbrush off 50 lbs - she wore a MOB dress. PS MOB means mother of the Bride
Another great post. This may be the only honest fashion site ....
Most of the gowns wore the women in them, rather than the other way around. Maggie Gyllenhaal (sp) looked elegant in an unusual dress because she looked so comfortable in it and moved well.
Randolph Duke who commentated on our local ABC outlet remarked about the constant hand on hip posing. Gyllenhaal just wore her dress and let it happen.
The horse-faced SJP is a bore - and the Man Tan skin made one wonder about the state of her liver. The chewing gum later killed whatever she was trying to pull off. Coco rolls in her grave.
The most amusing thing of all was to see Melanie Griffin and Antonio Banderas as badly aging senior citizens.
Loved your post, but have to differ on one point - I think fancy yellow diamonds are completely it (check out these for instance- www.fancydiamonds.net/yellow_diamonds) - i mean they're beautiful! I'm not saying I'm averse to other colors either lol, but I have a preference for yellows.
How's your persona on TV? You should host a show. What great and informed inights you have in general, and especially about Red Carpet matters! How much can we appreciate or stand Joan Rivers? I think you can be just as witty, and you're certainly better informed. Think about it! We've already seen your a-- cheek!
fire the stylists..they have way too much to learn...and one is born with style and chic.
I did like charlize in spite of the fabric and doo dahs.of course i liked lara flynn boyle's pink outfit years ago...i know..waht am i thinking?
I love the honesty of your critique and this site in general. This year's show, with the exception of the hilliaous co-hosts, was a conga line of the rich and vacuous. Past years have stripped away any illusions of merit re the actual Awards but the majority of H'wood emperors truly are naked. Very few with any discernable depth or personality, much less artistic talent. As disappointing as a can of Fancy Feast!
I love the way you write! I love the descriptions and enjoy your take on the fashions. I agree with you on Rachel McAdams and Maggie Gylenhall but I actually thought Zoe Saldana took a big risk and still looked excellent!
They all look fabulous, I loved Penelope's dress. I like her so much, she's beautiful..
Glamourous taste of the stars never fade.. Very elegant and brilliant.. So amazing, I love your post, I will definitely follow of your post here..
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